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Gangster Giggles #3 – The Mafia was Looking…

The gangster humor never ends! Here are even more gangster giggles to make you chuckle.

Remember, even mob guys like to joke around and have fun every once in a while! Enjoy!


The Mafia was looking for a new man to make the weekly “protection” collections from all the businesses they were shaking down all over the city. Feeling “heat” from the cops, the mafiosi decided to use a deaf mute for the task, figuring if he got caught he wouldn’t be able to explain or tell the cops what was really going on.

His first week on the job, the deaf mute collects over $50,000 in extortion money. He quickly gets greedy and decides to keep all the loot for himself, stashing it in a safe place.

The Mafia boss realizes that collections are late and sends out a few of his thugs to go grab the mute. The thugs then drag the mute to an interpreter. The top right-hand man then tells the interpreter to ask the mute, “Ask him where the money is?”

The interpreter signs, “Where’s the money?”

The deaf collector then signs back, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

The interpreter then turns to the top hood and says, “This guy says he doesn’t even know what money you’re talking about.”

So, the mafioso then proceeds to pull out a .38 caliber Colt revolver and places it directly to the side of the mute’s head, pressed to his ear, and says, “NOW, go and ask him again where that money is!”

So the interpreter signs, “Where’s the money?”

The deaf collector nervously signs back, “The $50K is in a tree stump in Central Park directly to the right of the big fountain.”

The interpreter’s eyes light up, and he says to the thug, “He says he still doesn’t know what the fuck you’re talking about, but fuck you anyway!…. He says he doesn’t even think you got the balls to pull that trigger!”


Two old buddies named Vito and Giuseppe were chatting one day to catch up with each other’s lives after not seeing one another for years. Vito stated that he and his wife Lucia just celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary at a nice Italian restaurant up in the Bronx with family.

Giuseppe congratulated Vito. Giuseppe then stated to his old amico that he too just celebrated a 25th wedding anniversary. He then told of bringing his wife Joanna back to visit their old hometown in Trapani Province, Sicily.

Vito marveled at his friend willing to spend so much money on such an expensive voyage like that. Vito replied, “That’s wonderful Giuseppe. How thoughtful of you. What a great anniversary present!”

Then Vito inquired, “What are you planning to do for your 50th wedding anniversary?”

Giuseppe stared at his friend and said, “I’m planning to go back there and pick her up!”


Here they go again.

I just read the G is starting up with all the Italian prejudice and mafia hysteria again by “labeling” guys. They’re even allegedly doing it to Italian born pets, animals, and products as well.

For instance, I just heard they pinched an Vito the Energizer Bunny…They charged him with battery.


Did you hear about the gourmet Italian chef who died?
Yeah, he pasta way.


How do you tell an Italian guy at a cock fight?
He’s the one who bets his money on the duck….(and the duck wins)


How does an Italian get into a business?
Through the basement window.

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